Ich habe mir Herrn Oettingers Rede zu Herzen genommen und lerne jetzt Schwänglisch.

Lesson 1: "Speakwords"

- Se smarter give after.
- Dogs who bells don't bite!
- How you scream in se wood, so sounds it again out!
- On se nose from se man, you see se Jo-Hann!
- It's not all gold what shines.
- Morning hour has gold in mous.
- Dresses makes people.
- Lies have short legs.
- Out damage you'll be smart.
- Se listener at se wall, hear his own shame!
- Many cooks spoil se porridge!
- It gives no good, outer you do it!
- A pure conscience is a soft silence pillow!